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He’s a chinchilla farmer…

July 15, 2011

I know I blogged about my fear of being judged in my last post. Here’s the catch: Snap judgements are fun, and occasionally hysterical.

The scene: A pool filled with 100’s of bears. For those of you who don’t understand that last sentence, I’ll give you a readers digest. A bear is, generally, a gay man who is somewhat heavyset & usually hairy. Intrigued? My job is done – but if you want (or need, you perves!) more info, check this link for the dry, boring explanation. The more daring of you can follow this link, but I won’t be held responsible. You click it, you buy it!

Okay – so anyway, we’re at the pool with 100’s of bears (One more side note. Lots of bears in a pool is commonly referred to as “Bear Soup”.) Punk, Frank & I are sitting in the chairs, daintily sipping our Planter’s Punch, complete with 151 rum floaters. We watch as one scantily clad (okay – another side note. Many bears wear speedo bathing suits, with wildly varying results.) bear gets out & poses & preens while talking to a friend. This guy was so furry it was overwhelming. He was also wearing ancient, a decrepit cowboy hat, had ratty semi bleached long hair, leathery face, etc. It set Punk, Frank & I to analyzing him. The conversation went something like this:

Frank: You know he’s named something unisex, like sky or storm.

Punk: He’s probably named after a car.

Frank: I don’t think he’s a mercedes. He’s more of a buick.

Me: And you know he’s sad because it’s his last day here before he goes back to working at the ranch. I’m sure he works at a chinchilla farm.

Frank: Yes, that’s it. His name is a vowel & he’s a chinchilla farmer.

Punk: Mystery solved.

At which point we decided the best thing to do would be to order another round of drinks. I was fairly sure Oue the chinchilla farmer would approve.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. July 16, 2011 11:53 am

    and his name is a vowel .

  2. July 16, 2011 3:29 pm

    His penis did make his bathing suit look good though .

  3. July 18, 2011 1:13 pm

    I love you guys.

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