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July 6, 2011

So THAT’S the danger of posting not just buzzed, not just drunk, but seriously fucked up. I have almost no idea what those two posts were meant to say. Well, that’s not completely true.

Bitches laying sown is obviously a reference to the fact that everyone who was sleeping over last Friday/Saturday AM was finally going to bed.

I stopped all my heRy medications just for this weekend was a (poorly) typed quote from Randy – “I stopped all my heart medications just for this weekend.”

The background. We had our big summer party this weekend. I mean big – probably 100-125 people over the course of the day. Luckily, we’ve got some great friends who come down the night before to help with the final set up – cooking, cleaning, getting shit set up, etc. This also becomes, as Joe put it – the unofficial party before the party. It’s a chance for Punk & I to party without having to really worry about socializing. Everyone there that night knows the house, and each other well enough that we can just have fun – no small talk needed. It’s a well earned pre-party party. Did I mention a lot of them stay over? By a lot I mean we had (including Punk & I) 16 people staying over – it was like an air mattress factory exploded. But damn we had fun.

But there’s a moral to the story – when posting drunk, try & at least add a sentence or two, so I don’t forget what the fuck I’m posting about.

Oh, and the party? It was…. epic. A huge crowd, great food, lots of cocktails & shots, great fireworks and a lot of laughter.

Then there was the end, when we had a rapidly escalating series of dramas – attempted theft of 2 laptops (and the fucker succeeded in getting an iPod), someone peeing in a tent and, I kid you not, explosive diarrhea in the garage. Really people?

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. July 6, 2011 10:12 pm

    Who had the pleasure of cleaning the explosive diarrhea? I’m thinking that would require a serious rock, paper, scissors shoot out…

  2. July 8, 2011 3:39 pm

    Thank you for a wonderful time, Gates.

  3. July 10, 2011 11:56 pm

    I would have cleaned all that poo up for you with ease.. I will and have said more times than i can count that your summer and winter parties are the best times of my year .

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