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As if I need more proof of my ADD.

June 29, 2011

Or maybe it’s early onset alzheimer’s. You be the judge. I know I wasn’t drunk. I’ve been drunk this early in the morning before, and it didn’t feel like that.

This morning after showering, I had started my regimen. Don’t laugh. I’m a gay man with rosacea – I need a regimen. Shit, shower, shave (I shave in the shower – anyone else? I don’t, however, shit in the shower – that’s just gross.), dry off, hair gel, cortisone cream for my face, deodorant, moisturize, cologne. That’s the gist of it. Of course, I could write a whole separate blog about my shower routine.

Anyway, I was getting ready, and I was lost in thought. I was dreaming about winning the lottery, thinking about finishing cleaning/organizing for our big party this weekend, looking out the window at the cute jogger, etc…  I had just put a big dab of hair gel on my fingertips…. and proceeded to rub it all over my face. Sigh…

ADD? Absent mindedness? Alzheimer’s? I don’t know, but either way, my life is a string of these events. I’m sure by the time I’m in the home, I’ll have a brain like a sieve. On the plus side, I’ll make new friends every day.

Weekend plans: Our big Summer party blowout! over 100 ppl, booze, food, and fireworks! And nighttime bear skinny dipping. It promises to be epic.

 

Update: Today I put hair gel in my hair. I consider this progress.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. July 8, 2011 3:38 pm

    I often arrive to work to realize I have forgotten to wash out my conditioner.

    Whoooops.

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